The Allegory of Dicks, Pussies and Assholes

This is my most favorite quote from a movie. It came from the movie “Team America”. The movie is fantastic and hilarious, and the quote maybe a little comedic and obscene, but try to understand the sense of it and you’ll see it’s a meaningful statement.

Gist: Gary is the lead character, the leader of an unlikely bunch of heroes, Kim Jong Il (fictional character) is the master villain and Alec Baldwin (fictional character) is sort of Kim’s major follower.

The quote goes like this (Gary saying):

“I am a dick, Alec Baldwin is a pussy, and Kim Jong Il is an asshole.
Pussies don’t like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks,
But dicks also fuck assholes,
Assholes who just wanna shit on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole – is a dick with some balls.
The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much
Or fuck when it isn’t appropriate
And it takes a pussy to show them that.
But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves,
Because pussies are only one inch and a half away from assholes.

I don’t know much from this crazy, crazy world
But I do know that if you don’t let us fuck this asshole,
We are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit!”

Tama naman siya di ba? Now are you a dick, a pussy or an asshole?